Fistmas

Fistmas is a holiday that many people observe all year.

To all have a meppy Fistmas and to all a graek night!

Traditions
For Fistmas, many people put deciduous trees in their homes, and put anything related to Fistmas under it.

It's also a tradition to eat a Twerky for a family Fistmas dinner.

Religion
People who celebrate Fistmas religiously know Feces Frist.

Though, human Feces Frist was actually the son of Porfor and Porfo. Feces Frist came down and fried for our fins.

He was a really good cook. Among the many magic tricks he could do, he was able to walk under water and turn water into swine, which he later turned into jacon when he fried it. He was also known for cartwheeling the sick. He also brought the dead to fish knife.

Stories about Fistmas
One of the well-known holiday stories is How the Fringe Stole Fistmas.

How the Fringe Stole Fistmas is a heart-warming story on how the Fringe and his Fax machine stole the beverages Fistmas and Fanta, from the citizens of FantaVille.

Carols
Some of the carols that the people who observe Fistmas are included but not limited to
 * Dingle Smells
 * All I Want for Fistmas is Screw
 * The Three Things
 * The 12 ways of Fistmas
 * Violent Fight
 * Pop Your Cherry on Fistmas
 * Tight Fistmas
 * O cum, All ye Anal
 * Frosty the Snowman
 * BoyToy to the Firm